quinta-feira, 17 de fevereiro de 2011

À la Recherche du Temps Perdu


O meu momento Proust não foi desencadeado por uma madalena e sim por uma língua (de sogra?), que julgava só existirem nas padarias eborenses do meu passado, encontrada aqui por perto.

terça-feira, 15 de fevereiro de 2011

Letter to MTV


Nomeado em 1996 para a categoria de "Best Male Artist" pela MTV, esta foi a resposta (desde então já ganhou prémios, ainda que de teor diferente):

TO ALL THOSE AT MTV,
I WOULD LIKE TO START BY THANKING YOU ALL FOR THE SUPPORT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME OVER RECENT YEARS AND I AM BOTH GRATEFUL AND FLATTERED BY THE NOMINATIONS THAT I HAVE RECEIVED FOR BEST MALE ARTIST. THE AIR PLAY GIVEN TO BOTH THE KYLIE MINOGUE AND P. J. HARVEY DUETS FROM MY LATEST ALBUM MURDER BALLADS HAS NOT GONE UNNOTICED AND HAS BEEN GREATLY APPRECIATED. SO AGAIN MY SINCERE THANKS.
HAVING SAID THAT, I FEEL THAT IT'S NECESSARY FOR ME TO REQUEST THAT MY NOMINATION FOR BEST MALE ARTIST BE WITHDRAWN AND FURTHERMORE ANY AWARDS OR NOMINATIONS FOR SUCH AWARDS THAT MAY ARISE IN LATER YEARS BE PRESENTED TO THOSE WHO FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE WITH THE COMPETITIVE NATURE OF THESE AWARD CEREMONIES. I MYSELF, DO NOT. I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN OF THE OPINION THAT MY MUSIC IS UNIQUE AND INDIVIDUAL AND EXISTS BEYOND THE REALMS INHABITED BY THOSE WHO WOULD REDUCE THINGS TO MERE MEASURING. I AM IN COMPETITION WITH NO-ONE.MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY MUSE IS A DELICATE ONE AT THE BEST OF TIMES AND I FEEL THAT IT IS MY DUTY TO PROTECT HER FROM INFLUENCES THAT MAY OFFEND HER FRAGILE NATURE.
SHE COMES TO ME WITH THE GIFT OF SONG AND IN RETURN I TREAT HER WITH THE RESPECT I FEEL SHE DESERVES - IN THIS CASE THIS MEANS NOT SUBJECTING HER TO THE INDIGNITIES OF JUDGEMENT AND COMPETITION. MY MUSE IS NOT A HORSE AND I AM IN NO HORSE RACE AND IF INDEED SHE WAS, STILL I WOULD NOT HARNESS HER TO THIS TUMBREL - THIS BLOODY CART OF SEVERED HEADS AND GLITTERING PRIZES. MY MUSE MAY SPOOK! MAY BOLT! MAY ABANDON ME COMPLETELY!SO ONCE AGAIN, TO THE PEOPLE AT MTV, I APPRECIATE THE ZEAL AND ENERGY THAT WAS PUT BEHIND MY LAST RECORD, I TRULY DO AND SAY THANK YOU AND AGAIN I SAY THANK YOU BUT NO...NO THANK YOU.
Nick Cave

quinta-feira, 10 de fevereiro de 2011

Black Swan


Cisne
Branco
Delicado
Maravilhoso
Assustador
Controlo/Descontrolo
Obessão
Mãe/Filha
Explosão
Perfeição
Belo
Cisne
Negro

quinta-feira, 3 de fevereiro de 2011

Baltazar não foi censurado


Falava-se do Egipto, falava-se da censura e surge a pergunta da Sara:
- O que é censura?
Ao explicar, dei como exemplo a ditadura vivida em Portugal e quem foi o ditador...
- Ah, já sei, o Baltazar!
Não conseguia parar de rir! Oh, sim, a história seria muito diferente se tivesse sido o Baltazar à frente dos nossos destinos!
Lembram-se?
Bal-Baltazar; Bal-Baltazar!